Class+Poems

** What I hate about little sisters are their squeals. ** **  What I like about Venus Flytraps is that they catch flies. ** **  What I love about pasta is its creaminess. ** **  What I hate about night is that it is so dark. ** **  What Hate about Spike is that he went to jail. ** **  What I hate about bees is that once they sting you they die. ** **  What I love about shoes is their eyes. ** **  What I hate about Amy is her shorts. ** **  What I love about Smiggles is that it makes me giggle. ** **  What I love about tomatoes is the juiciness. ** **  What I hate about tomatoes is their flavour. ** **  What I love about cats is that they scratch people in the face. ** **  What I hate about cats is that they climb trees. ** **  What I love about fish is that they have bling. ** **  What I love about science is the explosions. ** **  By Ruma Karaka. ** __Mad Menu__
 * __A View of Things__ **

Cancakes.

Wedding rake.

Wired turkey.

Eyeball pizza.

Whiteboard candy.

Calluses soup.

Shoelace noodles.

Frogs’ eggs on toast.

Lizard tail spaghetti.

Nostril icecream and bogey topping.

Fried Magicarp.

Heart with slugcream.

By Ruma Karaka

** Rules **

Do not stick your head in a TV.

Don’t tango with tangly traumatised tantrums.

Do not ride a tarantula.

Do not stuff a crayon up your nose.

Do not drink and drive under the age of two.

Do not fly out a window wearing only your underpants and a red curtain.

Don’t undo your belt on the rollercoaster.

Do not skydive underwater.

Do not stick your finger up a bear’s nose.

Do not ever press the self-destruct button.

Do not jump in a canyon.

Don’t plant cabbage in your baggage.

By Ruma Karaka